casfucker

cavycas:

things dean would totally get cas for their anniversary:

  • one of those cheesy couples coupon books that can be used to redeem one free house cleaning or one home-cooked meal of your choice. 
  • guinea pig on the condition that they can name him assbutt.
  • anything precious moments just to get a laugh out of him.
  • season boxsets of various looney toon cartoons, especially wile e coyote.

things cas would totally get dean for their anniversary:

  • vinyls of his favorite music.
  • new fishing rod and a bait and tackle box.
  • a new robe with d.w. sewn into the breast pocket.
  • one of those annoying talking bass decorations.
ihatebleh

carryonmy-assbutt:

king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

omg i found this post a few months back and i showed it to my grandfather (who is very old and is easily scared when something happens to me) and it helped me explain to him what to do easily and a few days later I happened to have a seizure and my grandfather remembered this and it help to keep him calm. This post is so useful 

octopussoldier
quenchiestcactusjuice:

celesgami:

wot4:

Good Lord is it bird o’clock already?

my grandma has this clock and i find it important to inform you all that every hour it makes the bird call sound of the bird of the hour


i have one of these clocks, and let me tell you, after years of having it, those birds have pretty much become the numbers, when i look at it my brain just knows that the bird equals the number. it turns into a cross between bird and number. i can’t tell the difference anymore

quenchiestcactusjuice:

celesgami:

wot4:

Good Lord is it bird o’clock already?

my grandma has this clock and i find it important to inform you all that every hour it makes the bird call sound of the bird of the hour

i have one of these clocks, and let me tell you, after years of having it, those birds have pretty much become the numbers, when i look at it my brain just knows that the bird equals the number. it turns into a cross between bird and number. i can’t tell the difference anymore

wholockedkelly
timdrakeisgay:

the-savage-avenger:

kneel-on-nails:

forever-kitten:

Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

How the hell do woman survive this?

Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:
women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die
A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head
the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 
But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.

timdrakeisgay:

the-savage-avenger:

kneel-on-nails:

forever-kitten:

Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

How the hell do woman survive this?

Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:

women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die

A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head

the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 

But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.

benny-cum-in-my-ass

bublewrap:

burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

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You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being alive suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

 

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what the hell is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

imagine how is suck the sky